Reddit user socceraid produces a brilliant summary of the El Clasico (Real Madrid 3-4 Barcelona)

El Clasico bingo

High scoring game – [✓]

Pepe involved in a fight – [✓]

Multiple fights – [✓]

Fight instigators fall after brushing of foreheads and near kiss – [✓]

Madrid fans calling UEFALONA – [✓]

Barca fans calling out referee for proving UEFALONA false – [✓]

Messi scores – [✓]

Ronaldo scores – [✓]

Penalty awarded – [✓]

Controversial penalty(s) awarded – [✓]

Red card – [✓]

New song about Di Maria made on the spot – [✓]

Post rattled – [✓]

Impossible save(s) – [✓]

Eyebrow raised on the touch line – [✓]

Barcelona dominate possession – [✓]

Madrid end up with more attempts with less possession – [✓]

Barcelona still end up scoring more – [✓]

Pepe yellow – [✓]

Pepe red – [x]

Ref surfing through crowd of players while walking off for half – [✓]

Ref crowded during game – [✓]

Accusations of diving – [✓]

Actual diving – [✓]

Busquets spelled “biscuits” at least once in match thread – [✓]

/u/TomasRoncero posts timely gifs as always yet others piggy back his karma i.e : investing in you, trusting you etc – [✓]

Downvote war in match thread – [✓]

1 booking – [✓]

3 bookings – [✓]

5 bookings – [✓]

7 bookings – [✓]

10 bookings – [x]

Controversial goal called by fans for an alleged wrong offside call – [✓]

Zoom in on cute Spanish girls in crowd – [✓]

Pique’s defensive play questioned – [✓]

Shakira mentioned on at least 1 stream – [✓]

Alonso’s beard praised at least once – [✓]

Ball held for too long leads to fight – [✓]

Collision leads to fight – [✓]

Breathing leads to fight – [✓]

Players waving imaginary cards at the ref – [✓]

Guardiola mentioned – [✓]

Guardiola’s record compared with current manager – [✓]

American commentator praised/mocked – [✓]

Tottenham fans mourning in match thread – [✓]

All of match’s collatoral damage blamed on ref – [✓]

Calls for technology – [✓]

Edit:

Karma race for post match thread – [✓]


Basically if you missed this match then you missed everything.

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