Surjit Patowary

Man City fan slammed for calling loudspeaker noise and light show ‘atmosphere’

While Manchester City continues delivering on the pitch, within the stands at the Etihad, the execution isn’t as mesmerizing. Pep Guardiola’s men cruised to a 4-1 victory over Club Brugge on Wednesday as the Cityzens moved a step closer towards securing qualification for the next stage of the UEFA Champions League. The performance of the…

Twitter reacts as Arsenal put together statement win over Leicester City

It was a dream start for Arsenal as centre-back Gabriel put the Gunners ahead early in the game with a decent header. Mike Arteta’s side were soon 2-0 up after Emile Smith Rowe ran onto a loose ball to finish into the bottom corner. Aaron Ramsdale was again impressive with his distribution. The Academy lads…

Twitter baffled as Ole Gunnar Solskjaer makes Tyson Fury analogy to explain Liverpool defeat

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer might not be as good with analogies as he thinks he is as the Manchester United manager was taken to town on social media for comparing the loss against Liverpool to boxer Tyson Fury getting knocked down. The Manchester-based outfit suffered one of the worst defeats of their entire existence after they…

Twitter reacts as Naby Keita makes miraculous recovery just four days after being stretchered off

Naby Keita is back in training with the first-team squad after being stretched off in Liverpool’s 5-0 demolishing of Manchester United. The 26-year-old Guinean midfielder has been a crucial player for Liverpool so far this season and has proved to be one of their most influential players. The former RB Leipzig layer played an important…

Twitter marvels at Divock Origi’s absurd one-legged scorpion kick goal

Liverpool secured their spot in the quarterfinals of the Carabao Cup after a 2-0 win over Preston North End at the Deepdale Stadium. A heavily-rotated Liverpool side, the first-half performance was not as they would have wanted as Jurgen Klopp’s side were sluggish and unorganised against the Championship outfit. However, the Reds got their act…

Twitter showers Josh Cavallo with love for coming out of the closet as gay

Josh Cavallo is a 21-year-old Australian football player who plays for Adelaide United. With the help of his club, Cavallo has come out as gay today, thus becoming the only current male professional footballer in the world to do so. This is both a courageous and intelligent move for the player because he knows he…

Jadon Sancho hung out to dry with cruel 007 meme by German news channel

When signing Jadon Sancho from Borussia Dortmund for £73m in the summer, Manchester United had high expectations. The 21-year-old is a talented prospect but has not lived up to the hype in his first months at Old Trafford. The former Man City youth player was an unused substitute as he saw his side given the…

Twitter in splits as son of Man City star Fernandinho mocks United following heavy Liverpool loss

It wasn’t just the Liverpool fans that revelled in Manchester United’s misery on Sunday as City fans forgot their rivalry with the Merseyside club for a moment and joined hands to make fun of their common rival. Manchester City star Fernandinho’s son Davi Roza was the talk of the town as snapshots of his brutal…

Twitter couldn’t believe the mismatch after Fred squared up to Ibrahima Konate

Ibrahima Konate had a match to remember after he was thrust into action by Jurgen Klopp for the Super Sunday clash against Manchester United. The new signing was a surprise starter ahead of the usual Joel Matip to partner Virgil van Dijk in the heart of Reds’ defence at Old Trafford. The former RB Leipzig…

Watch: Cristiano Ronaldo possibly mocking Solskjaer with Doctor Strange hand movements

Cristiano Ronaldo suffered one of the worst defeats of his illustrious career as Manchester United were played out of the park by their biggest rivals Liverpool on Sunday. At one point during the 5-0 rout at Old Trafford, the Portuguese superstar was seen sending a message to someone by doing frantic hand movements after Liverpool…

A Twitter timeline of the seismic Liverpool win against Manchester United

Mohamed Salah became the first opposition player to score a hat-trick at Old Trafford in Premier League history as Liverpool eviscerated Manchester United 5-0 in an unbelievably one-sided affair. Perhaps the best Liverpool side of the Premier League era met with perhaps the worst Manchester United side of the same time as Jurgen Klopp’s side…

Twitter reacts to Youri Tielemans screamer from 25 yards against Brentford

Youri Tielemans continues to smash goals from a long-range distance, as the Belgian’s ridiculous ball-striking ability came to the fore again during Leicester City’s match against Brentford. The Foxes were less than impressive to begin the game but were bailed out of a bad start by a stunning piledriver from Tielemans. A headed clearance from…

Twitter reacts to video of Paul Scholes chewing his daughter’s nails off her feet

A lot of football fans woke up on Sunday to the rather bizarre clip of Paul Scholes nibbling on toenails in an Instagram story uploaded by his elder daughter Alicia Scholes. Manchester United are gearing up for their big clash against Liverpool, and it seems the Old Trafford legend is already so nervous that he…

Twitter reacts to AS Roma losing 6-1 to Bodo/Glimt, a tiny team from the Arctic Circle

AS Roma suffered one of the worst defeats in the history of the club as they were beaten 6-1 by Bodo/Glimt, a tiny team from the Arctic Circle. Jose Mourinho’s side simply failed to come to terms with the chilly conditions and the synthetic pitch as they conceded four goals in the second half at…

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