A lot of football fans woke up on Sunday to the rather bizarre clip of Paul Scholes nibbling on toenails in an Instagram story uploaded by his elder daughter Alicia Scholes.
Manchester United are gearing up for their big clash against Liverpool, and it seems the Old Trafford legend is already so nervous that he is even biting his kid’s toenails off.
I’m sure there are a lot of you who don’t know how to react to it, so let Twitter help with its ingenuity –
Paul Scholes is famously a massive critic of measuring with the metric system. He's always hated metres as he much prefers feet.— Daniel Reast (@DanReast) October 23, 2021
"hello this is your captain speaking, we are currently flying over 30,000 feet"— Dan (@jobbycharlton) October 24, 2021
Paul Scholes : pic.twitter.com/vtGZIQmAAI
I don’t mind sleeping with my legs up so that my cat can sleep in the “tent space”— Kirstin (@Kirstin16o3) October 24, 2021
I don’t mind that she lays on one of my feet even though it means I can’t move.
I do however mind that she grooms my big toe, like some sort of feline Paul Scholes
OH MY GOD I've only just seen that Paul Scholes video from yesterday. pic.twitter.com/lkyEevMTKC— Ghoul Runnings 👻 (@LauraEmilyBored) October 24, 2021
I looked at that Paul Scholes thing pic.twitter.com/DvyxqjH0Fg— Allison Smith (@_AllySmith) October 24, 2021
That Paul Scholes video is genuinely making me skin crawl, wish I could unsee it— Joe (@joedoherty21) October 24, 2021
I searched Paul Scholes on Twitter at 2am pic.twitter.com/cZyIaYESf0— FALSE9 (@FPLFalse9) October 24, 2021
“If you look at Paul Scholes here, you’ve got to admire the technique, fantastic work down the right side, not many players have got that in their locker” pic.twitter.com/nvmNUu4iu0— Lord Liam Bedford (@LiamBedfordYT) October 24, 2021
Scholes just walked into Carrington. Looked dead nervous. I said you ok Paul, big game. He said yeah kath, it’s a nail biter today— Kath On Reception 🇵🇹 (@KathOnReception) October 24, 2021
Paul scholes class of ninety toe— 🇳🇬🇳🇬 (@FinleyHFC_) October 24, 2021
Just seen the Paul Scholes stuff… pic.twitter.com/3lsHFkGnSD— Scott Bird (@Birdiex94x) October 24, 2021
I bet Paul Scholes can spit his daughters toenails into the bin from 50 yards away— Toby Tarrant (@tobytarrant) October 24, 2021
Paul Scholes is trending. If you haven't seen why, please don't look. pic.twitter.com/QRFw4Ylxbp— The girl with the gerbil tattoo (@gerbillady) October 24, 2021
Saw the Paul Scholes video pic.twitter.com/Q2N8zfRyVp— Captain Kidd (@kidd__kong78) October 24, 2021
First tweet I seen when I logged on today was about Paul Scholes so I searched his name. pic.twitter.com/AKIpUPOKbd— Greg Bruce (@GregBrucex) October 24, 2021