Ashton Hall is an American fitness influencer, personal trainer, and entrepreneur who became a viral internet personality in 2025 after a video of his extreme morning routine gained hundreds of millions of views.
His routine included very early wake-ups (around 4 a.m.), fitness work, journaling, ice-cold water face dunks, and some unconventional wellness practices like rubbing banana peels on his face.
He has since garnered 2 million followers on average across all his social media platforms and has ventured into comedy along with sponsored content.
However, this time he has been at the centre of social media attention due to videos showcasing his lack of football/soccer skills.
On TikTok and other social media platforms, Hall uploaded a montage of himself doing a solo training session on what seems to be a luxurious private football field.
Timber nation, it’s so over pic.twitter.com/0ETukntToj
— – (@carlen_11) December 28, 2025
It features ASMR clips showing him in full gear, including shin guards, long socks pulled up, fancy cleats, jogging about, attempting juggling, and shooting at an empty goal.
His actual ball control and technique are visibly poor. Clumsy first touches, ball bouncing off his shins, stiff juggling attempts that barely stay upright, and shots with little power or accuracy, his shoulder feints also look very ugly in real-time.
Safe to say, footy fans had no problems roasting Hall for his soccer skills –
@HelloBenWhite: If a brand actually endorsed this, they deserve a refund. This dude would get laughed off the Sunday Morning fields!! Absolute jockey!!
@FolushoxFolarin: If you played enough football you’d know that you shouldn’t wear a Rolex DateJust to on the field. Pretty obvious he is phoney and has no real experience playing football even casually. Nice try tho. 🤡
@SomeKZtakes: Shin pads to play alone 🤣🤣 we really enable bullshxt
@TraderL235: Bro touched the ball 4 times and drove home 😭
@sushiniesta: Look at those touches and his shooting form. If you don’t play football as a child you will never be comfortable with your feet no matter how good an athlete you are or how much you train. Any other sport can be picked up easily with some practice.
@mr_ruiamorim: By those few touches, you can tell how bad he is at football 🤣
@mintlow80: Bro thinks football is a 1970s martial arts film..
@Ketul_36: Adama traore without skills.
@hlovo_: You can’t aura farm when it comes to football. You can either play it or you can’t, there’s no in between.
Deadass plays like Gyokeres https://t.co/Jz4P8osvvZ
— Лайк! ☭ (@_Ventfull_) December 28, 2025
@deadrevil7: In life you either have the natural rhythm in your body to kick a football or you do not, there’s no in between.
@White0nions: What is it about Americans that they play football like their legs aren’t attatched to their body?
@SZondi: He’s done well to promote himself as a brand. However, on football – get any kid in Africa or South America and you will get form that is 50 times better!
