Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting turned up with a seven-goal contribution display as the former Stoke City star scored four and provided three assists in Bayern Munich’s 12-0 thumping of Bremer SV in DFB Pokal.
Robert Lewandowski wasn’t playing but that didn’t stop Die Rotten from dismantling their fifth-tier opponents, as Jamal Musiala (brace), Malik Tillman, Leroy Sane, Michael Cuisance, Bouna Sarr and Corentin Tolisso added to Choupo-Moting’s quartet of goals besides an own goal from Bremer’s Jan-Luca Warm.
For context, last season Bayern finished 1st in the Bundesliga while Bremer SV finished 2nd in Oberliga Bremen, meaning they had 75 places between them.
Bremer SV 0 – 12 Bayern Munich— Bayern Comps (@CompsBayern) August 26, 2021
This is not football ffs
Referees should learn to close the game if it’s getting this ruthless. 12 goals is not football, Bayern 😂😂😂— .ひ (@thearmah_) August 25, 2021
Bayern Shaolin Soccer
Bayern Munich tonight pic.twitter.com/M6TJZCeZL0— www.KRAKS.co (@KraksTV) August 25, 2021
Barcelona catching stray bullets
What Bayern hates is teams that start with B like theirs. Bremer can ask Barcelona— PAPAYE ASA (@Papaye_Asa) August 25, 2021
Arsenal catching stray bullets
Bayern Munich just scored the same amount of goals in one game as Arsenal have in 4 months😭 pic.twitter.com/IOa4i4awEF— John Smith🥶 Follow4Follow💙 (@CFC_JohnSmith) August 25, 2021
Only Bayern does pre season friendlies during the season pic.twitter.com/KzNKUV2a6r— Don Kimmich (@DonKimmich6) August 25, 2021
Needed 5 more goals to break the record
Winning 12-0 vs Bremer SV is Bayern’s second highest winning margin in all competitions since getting promoted to the Bundesliga in 1965 – in 1997 they defeated DJK Waldberg in the DFB-Pokal 16-1 [Opta] pic.twitter.com/AsaXnt3iYP— Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) August 25, 2021
Indian cricket team catching stray bullets
Bayern Munich only needed another 68 to pass India’s 79 all out.— everton Basher (@EvertonRshite) August 25, 2021
bayern scored all the missed goals from last season today i see— momo (@miasanemia) August 25, 2021
An effort was made
🇩🇪🏆 Fifth tier Bremer SV managed to get SEVEN shots away against Bayern in the DFB Pokal. pic.twitter.com/FDTFyRAchO— FotMob (@FotMob) August 25, 2021
At 19 years and 89 days, Malik Tillman is the youngest Bayern player this millennium to score on his competitive debut [fcb] pic.twitter.com/Ojn4YiZMxL— Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) August 26, 2021