Twitter reacts as Bayern Munich dispatch 12 goals past fifth tier Bremer

Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting turned up with a seven-goal contribution display as the former Stoke City star scored four and provided three assists in Bayern Munich’s 12-0 thumping of Bremer SV in DFB Pokal.

Robert Lewandowski wasn’t playing but that didn’t stop Die Rotten from dismantling their fifth-tier opponents, as Jamal Musiala (brace), Malik Tillman, Leroy Sane, Michael Cuisance, Bouna Sarr and Corentin Tolisso added to Choupo-Moting’s quartet of goals besides an own goal from Bremer’s Jan-Luca Warm.

For context, last season Bayern finished 1st in the Bundesliga while Bremer SV finished 2nd in Oberliga Bremen, meaning they had 75 places between them.

The rout

Bremer SV 0 – 12 Bayern Munich

All Goalspic.twitter.com/VMuqPOdcZm

— Bayern Comps (@CompsBayern) August 26, 2021

This is not football ffs

Referees should learn to close the game if it’s getting this ruthless. 12 goals is not football, Bayern 😂😂😂

— .ひ (@thearmah_) August 25, 2021

Bayern Shaolin Soccer

Bayern Munich tonight pic.twitter.com/M6TJZCeZL0

— www.KRAKS.co (@KraksTV) August 25, 2021

Barcelona catching stray bullets

What Bayern hates is teams that start with B like theirs. Bremer can ask Barcelona

— PAPAYE ASA  (@Papaye_Asa) August 25, 2021

Arsenal catching stray bullets

Bayern Munich just scored the same amount of goals in one game as Arsenal have in 4 months😭 pic.twitter.com/IOa4i4awEF

— John Smith🥶 Follow4Follow💙 (@CFC_JohnSmith) August 25, 2021

Ruthless

Only Bayern does pre season friendlies during the season pic.twitter.com/KzNKUV2a6r

— Don Kimmich (@DonKimmich6) August 25, 2021

Needed 5 more goals to break the record

Winning 12-0 vs Bremer SV is Bayern’s second highest winning margin in all competitions since getting promoted to the Bundesliga in 1965 – in 1997 they defeated DJK Waldberg in the DFB-Pokal 16-1 [Opta] pic.twitter.com/AsaXnt3iYP

— Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) August 25, 2021

Indian cricket team catching stray bullets

I see

bayern scored all the missed goals from last season today i see

— momo (@miasanemia) August 25, 2021

An effort was made

🇩🇪🏆 Fifth tier Bremer SV managed to get SEVEN shots away against Bayern in the DFB Pokal. pic.twitter.com/FDTFyRAchO

— FotMob (@FotMob) August 25, 2021

Some records

Eric Maxim Choupo-Moting is the first Bayern player since Claudio Pizarro (March 2005 against Freiburg), to score 4 goals in a DFB Pokal game. #BSVFCB pic.twitter.com/YxvZMJ7fCe

— Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) August 26, 2021

At 19 years and 89 days, Malik Tillman is the youngest Bayern player this millennium to score on his competitive debut [fcb] pic.twitter.com/Ojn4YiZMxL

— Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) August 26, 2021