Manchester United legend Ryan Giggs is in the headlines for all the wrong reasons again. The ex-Wales manager is currently involved in a court trial after being accused of domestic assault by his ex-girlfriend Kate Greville and her younger sister, Emma.
In the ongoing trial, a lot of Giggs’ personal stuff has been exposed to the public. That involves private texts and letters he shared with Greville during the course of their relationship. One particular ‘poem’ was revealed to the court recently – which Giggs had written to Kate during the early part of their relationship.
The poem is filled with sexual innuendo and some very perverted lines as well. Basically, the kind of stuff that will make Keats and Shakespeare roll in their graves. The poem was a hilariously bad attempt from Giggs to impress Kate and is filled with some cringe-worthy metaphors.
The Sun have put the Ryan Giggs poem onto a scroll
The horrible poem has both disgusted and amused football fans at the same time, gaining some top-quality reactions on Twitter –
It's important to grasp that Giggs introduced that poem into evidence deliberately, through his own lawyers, as a way of showing that he is a nice normal guy
I like that in that Ryan Giggs poem he’s changed the spelling of Coup to Coo (presumably the sound a love bird makes) it’s like Morrissey playing around with sun and air and son and heir.
Between Paul Scholes sucking toes like they're Trebor mints and Ryan Giggs writing stuff like this, Roy Keane's starting to look like the most calm and composed out of the lot. https://t.co/CMqYyo8FEL
