Twitter reacts as Kieran Trippier misses Newcastle badge and points at sleeve sponsor instead

Newcastle United begin their first transfer market with the backing of riches from Saudi Arabia by completing the signing of Kieran Trippier from Atletico Madrid. The English fullback reportedly cost the club £12m, and brings with him solid credentials, bolstered by a La Liga title victory last season. A strong start to a new era,…

Sven Botman declares intent to join Newcastle United with social media stunt

Newcastle has been reportedly looking to bolster their squad ever since a Saudi Arabia-led takeover saw them become the richest club in world football On the back of their first signing in the form of right-back Kieran Trippier since the takeover, Newcastle has now allegedly made an “improved” offer for Lille defender Sven Botman. The…

How the yellow card from Javier Manquillo got Newcastle game postponed

With each passing day, COVID-19 tightens its grip around Europe and by effect, the footballing world. An eerily similar domino effect seems to be in motion with games getting delayed or postponed just like last season. Despite all this, the Premier League board refuses to signal for a break in games or increase the number…

Twitter takes Martin Tyler to town over awful Saint-Maximin joke

Martin Tyler has the honor of being associated with some of the greatest moments in football. The commentator has been around for decades and his voice has escalated some already goosebump-inducing moments. The iconic ‘AGUEROOOOOOO’ has cemented itself into the minds of every football fan, with Tyler’s scream being as memorable as the goal itself.…

The optical illusion that made Ryan Fraser look like a toddler

Manchester City romped up a valuable win against relegation candidate Newcastle United in a no-contest affair at St. James’ Park on Sunday.  The ease with which Pep Guardiola’s men scored 4 goals past the Magpies was the stuff of dreams; the scoreline embarrassing enough for home supporters to lose interest quite outrightly. But for a…

Newcastle fans reveal new chant for Joelinton sung to the tune of She’s Electric by Oasis

Newcastle United took a collective sigh of relief after their 1-0 victory against Burnley. New gaffer Eddie Howe has brought passion back to Newcastle and has delivered them their first win of the season. Among the notable beneficiaries of the managerial shakeup, is Brazilian striker Joelinton. The 25-year-old looks like a player reborn under Howe,…

The explicit reaction that summed up Joelinton’s revival under Eddie Howe

Newly appointed Newcastle United boss Eddie Howe certainly carries a lot of weight on his shoulders. Being the manager of the world’s richest football club, at least theoretically, brings with it certain caveats. Despite the club’s newfound riches, Howe at the moment can’t dive into them to sign any fresh faces. So, he is faced…

Watch: Newcastle United fan takes a wayward shot to head like a champ

A Newcastle United fan is being cheered online after withstanding a wayward shot that hit him flush in the face during the warm-up ahead of their Premier League fixture against Norwich City at St. James’ Park. In the build-up to the game, as the cameras focused on Les Ferdinand during the pre-match show on the…

Newcastle United fans unveil most cringiest ‘richest club in the world’ chant yet

The football fraternity is collectively cringing over the crass new anthem released by the Newcastle United fans. Not only does the composition tarnish several staunchly adorned personalities, but its puerile lyrics bring disgrace to the reputation of the club itself. The recent Saudi takeover ended Mike Ashley’s 14-year ownership of the Magpies, and made them…

Eddie Howe turns up to work at 6.45 am – and Newcastle Twitter is thoroughly impressed

Newcastle United’s recently-appointed boss Eddie Howe wasted little time in getting on with his new job at St. James’ Park. The 43-year-old who took the reins from erstwhile manager Steve Bruce didn’t even bother waiting for sunrise, arriving as early as 6:45 a.m. to commence his maiden training session with the Magpies. The former Bournemouth…

This is how rundown St. James’ Park has become under Mike Ashley

The cold war between Newcastle United fans and the club’s owner Mike Ashley has become a recurring theme of the Magpies’ recent years in the Premier League. The Tyneside outfit’s long-standing owner has turned himself into a figure of frustration amongst the Magpies supporters not only due to his lack of will to spend in…

Castore slammed for absurd pricing of Newcastle United hoodie

Newcastle United fans have been left rather gobsmacked with the price of some of the merchandise released by new sponsors Castore. The Liverpool-based sportswear brand took over the mantle from Puma as Newcastle United’s primary kit maker from the start of the 2021/22 season. Both the home and away kit unveiled for this season has…

Twitter reacts as Allan Saint-Maximin leaves Declan Rice in the dust and grabs outstanding assist

Newcastle United launched their 21/22 Premier League campaign in style as the Geordies went up as early as the 5th minute against West Ham United. Callum Wilson began life as a Newcastle number nine with a goal to his name. It all came after Allan Saint-Maximin left Declan Rice dizzy with his footwork and crossed…

Video: Kylian Mbappe reacts to being a Newcastle player on Football Manager

There is a good chance Kylian Mbappe isn’t signing for Newcastle United or any Premier League club any time soon as the PSG striker showed his concerns about the cold English weather during a light-hearted moment with Antoine Griezmann. The forward duo is currently travelling with the France squad for the upcoming Euros as the…

Video: Newcastle United fans swoon over Allan Saint-Maximin’s skills on the touchline

Allan Saint-Maximin left a few Newcastle United fans thoroughly impressed with his sublime skills during the 1-0 win against Sheffield United on Wednesday. It was the first time in the season that fans were allowed inside St. James’ Park and some of the lucky ones had a brilliant view of Saint-Maximin toying with the opponents…

Video: Jonjo Shelvey pings unexplainable 70-yard back pass against Liverpool

Newcastle United fans lambasted Jonjo Shelvey for making a hospital pass to Martin Dubravka from 20 yards inside Liverpool’s half during the 1-1 draw on Saturday. It is hard to explain what went through Shelvey’s head at this exact point when he switched the play to a completely opposite direction and put his own keeper…