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The Naughty Signal From John Achterberg as Newcastle And Liverpool Coaches Come to Blows

If it wasn’t for Liverpool’s new youngster, Fabio Carvalho, Jurgen Klopp would have come up with some new excuse about their failure to win against Newcastle United in the post-match press conference.  All credits to the 20-year-old lad to keep the Kop pumping and Klopp on his toes for the next encounter. The battle against …

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Anti-Equal Pay Brigade Crawl Out of Woodwork as Arsenal Women Lose to U15 Boys

The Premier League has dived into its fifth game week, and the table is slowly taking shape. Against all the odds, Arsenal sits at the top while Manchester City and Tottenham Hotspur continue their chase to dethrone the Gunners once and for all. However, the Women’s Super League (WSL) season is yet to be underway. …

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Frenkie de Jong Flying to UK Sparks MUFC Hijack Memes

The transfer deadline is upon us. Within two days, the fans will learn about the fate of any new players that may or may not join their teams.  The clubs, however, are in complete panic mode, scrambling whatever resources are left to sign their targets if not done already. Chelsea, who was eyeing Leicester City’s …

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The Bizarre Reason Why This Photo of Jurgen Klopp Comforting Scott Parker Is Trending

The Premier League fans are still reeling from a fiery weekend of football antics. Arsenal has turned their tables around with another victory extending their 100 per cent win record in the league while champions, Manchester City, stamped another gritty win after trailing in the first half against Crystal Palace.  But the takeaway was from …

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FPL Twitter Reacts to Mohamed Salah Blanking in 9-0 Bournemouth Rout

Liverpool has finally come out of its cocoon and put on a show that echoed across the entire European continent. After last week’s loss to Manchester United, the Reds were under immense pressure to deliver and they came out roaring with the support of a raging Anfield. The Reds announced their candidacy for the Premier …

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The Real Weekly Wage Of Alexander Isak At Newcastle United

The renaissance at Newcastle United is in full swing. The new Saudi owners have entrusted Eddie Howe to build a team that can go toe to toe with the biggies of the Premier League and seal a spot for Europe next season.  To denote their seriousness of intent, the Saudi Public Investment Fund has pumped …

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Maccabi Haifa Players Beg Neymar & Messi For Shirts But There’s No Love For Mbappe

The UEFA Champions League is back. The draw is complete and the new contenders are eyeing the big prize yet again.  The 2022/23 season will see a brief pause because of the FIFA World Cup in Qatar this year but the title challengers like Manchester City and Paris Saint-Germain will look to go all the …

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The Ballboy Who Was Kicked By Eden Hazard Now Owns a Vodka Empire 

Let’s rewind the clocks to 2013 when Eden Hazard was enjoying his first season at Chelsea. The Belgian was brought to the shores of England to recreate the same magic that he did with Lille in Ligue 1.  But in a must-win EFL Cup semi-final against Swansea City, Hazard’s desperation got the better of him. …

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The 4 Strangest Injuries Naby Keita Has Suffered at Liverpool So Far

The Premier League heavyweights, Liverpool, aren’t exactly enjoying their time under the British sun lately. Two draws and a gut-wrenching defeat to arch nemesis, Manchester United, have left them in the bottom half of the table with fans now waking up to a bleak future that might befall the club. The reason you ask? It’s …

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Twitter Reacts To Virgil van Dijk Ballwatching Before Jadon Sancho’s Goal

Erik ten Hag can finally breathe free without the threat of a looming noose around his neck. He has broken the curse and allowed joy to pervade the alleys of Old Trafford. The recent memories of the 5-0 thrashing that brought Liverpool back to the perch last season can now be forgotten and a new …

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Here’s Why Mikel Arteta Playing Buddy With Thomas Partey Was Hard to Watch

If a few weeks ago some crazy fan would have prophesied that Arsenal will sit at the top of the table after three-game weeks, he would have been taken apart by the football netizens. However, at this hour, this insane fan can walk with his collars up and a smile of pride. Mikel Arteta’s Arsenal …

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The Athletic Make Controversial Suggestion to Stop Bayern Dominance in Bundesliga

There have been a handful of teams in the past that have terrorized their opponents to the core. If we shake our memory branch, Pep Guardiola’s Barcelona or even Zinedine Zidane’s Champions League-winning Real Madrid, have both dominated their rivals so much that the matters were considered one-sided only. However, when we speak about complete …

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Burnley Introduce Atmosphere-Killing Law Banning Standing at Turf Moor

Nothing gets the fans off their seats quicker than a striker running at the opposition at a lightning pace. The anticipation of the goal and the excitement that their team is about to take the lead in a game, but what if the club tells you that you’re forbidden to stand up during the game …

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Man City Trio Rodri, Cancelo and Bernardo Surprise Fans By Flying Ryanair

Football life has always been about the bling. Fancy cars, swanky mansions, lavish parties, private jets, and parties sometimes take an unwanted toll on the performances of the players. When you are paid millions for your daring escapades on the football pitch, nothing is out of your reach. The footballers are completely aware of their …

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Fireball: How Elon Musk Sent Thousands Of Man United Fans Into Frenzy

If there is one thing on which every Manchester United fan unanimously agrees is the change of ownership of their beloved club. For too long, the United fans have lived at the mercy of the poor decisions of the Glazer family that holds the keys to Old Trafford. The past decade hasn’t been kind to …

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You And Saliba at the Back: Wesley Fofana Ambushed By Arsenal Fans With Anti-Chelsea Request

Arsenal is in dreamland after conjuring six points from their first two games as they sit comfortably below Manchester City on the table after the second game week. Mikel Arteta’s side has racked up six goals in two encounters that included a four-goal rout against Leicester City. The Gunners are beaming with confidence and so …

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Who Is Toon Polls? The NUFC Stan Account Behind Viral Nick Pope Trend

Nick Pope. That’s it. That’s the tweet. If you see anyone tweeting about Newcastle United’s goalkeeper, Nick Pope on their profile lately, know in your heart that it was a magic act, a trend created out of thin air by a guy like any of us.  It all started when the fast-food giant, Burger King, …

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